
Two products.
Better skin.
That's it.
100% mineral cleanser and SPF 50 for men who've optimized everything except their face.
The Problem
You've optimized everything — except the thing everyone sees first.
Your career. Your fitness. Your wardrobe. You've put in the work. But your skincare? You've got five options — and they're all bad.
Drugstore garbage
Axe, Old Spice, Dr. Squatch. Dyes, fragrances, sulfates. Ingredient lists that read like a chemistry experiment.
Too many products
Cleanser, toner, serum, moisturizer, eye cream, SPF. Six bottles for one face. Most collect dust.
Overpriced luxury
La Mer, Aesop, Kiehl's. $200+ for a routine. Premium packaging, average formulations.
Subscription traps
Tiege Hanley, Lumin, Geologie. Six screens to cancel. 'Are you sure?' 'We'll give you 20% off.'
10-step routines
Double cleanse, essence, ampoule, sheet mask. 20 minutes every morning. Built for influencers, not professionals.
Five options — all designed to extract money, not deliver results. Bathroom counters full of products you don't understand, bought from companies you don't trust, billed monthly to a card you forgot about.
Meanwhile, your skin is aging. Every. Single. Day.
How It Works
Wash your face. Apply the SPF. Get on with your day.
Wash
Amino acid cleanser. Gentle but effective. 60 seconds, morning and night.
Protect
SPF 50 PA++++ moisturizer. 100% mineral. No white cast. No greasy feel.
Done
That's the whole routine. Get on with your day.
Stop guessing what works. Start seeing real results.
Shop
Two products.
Free shipping on every order.

Amino acid cleanser. pH 5.5. Barrier-safe.

100% Mineral SPF. Niacinamide 5%. No white cast.

Daily Cleanser + SPF 50 Daily. Everything you need.
What's Inside
Daily Cleanser
Coconut-Derived Amino Acids
Cleans without stripping. No tight feeling.
Niacinamide 5%
Controls oil and minimizes pores.
Centella Asiatica
Calms irritation after shaving.
Water, Glycerin, Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Niacinamide, Centella Asiatica Extract, Panthenol, Allantoin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate
SPF 50 Daily
Zinc Oxide 15% + Titanium Dioxide 6%
100% mineral. Broad spectrum. No white cast.
Hyaluronic Acid
All-day hydration without grease.
Adenosine
Reduces fine lines over time.
Zinc Oxide 15%, Titanium Dioxide 6%, Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glycerin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Squalane, Ceramide NP, Adenosine, Phenoxyethanol
The Difference
Obsidian Zero vs Everyone Else
Obsidian Zero
Others
Sun Protection
SPF 50 PA++++
SPF 15-30 or none
Products Required
2
4-6
Monthly Cost
$0 (buy once)
$35-75/mo
Subscription Required
Quiz Required to Buy
100% Mineral SPF
$55
One time. Done.
$420+
Per year. Recurring.
From the Waitlist
200+ men waiting for launch
"Finally, something that doesn't require a PhD to understand. Two products. Done."
Marcus T.
Product Manager, 34
"Cancelled Tiege Hanley after 3 months of tiny bottles. This is what I was looking for."
James R.
Software Engineer, 29
"No white cast. That's it. That's the review. Mineral SPF done right."
David K.
Consultant, 38
Questions
Frequently asked
Because that's all you need. A gentle cleanser to remove dirt and oil, and an SPF moisturizer to protect and hydrate. The skincare industry profits from complexity — we don't. Two products, 60 seconds, done.
No. We use 100% mineral UV filters — Zinc Oxide 15% and Titanium Dioxide 6% — formulated to absorb completely clear. Tested on all skin tones from fair to deep — zero white cast.
No. You buy what you want, when you want it. No recurring charges, no 'skip the month' emails, no cancellation friction. You own your purchase outright.
The Daily Cleanser (150ml) lasts about 2-3 months with daily use. The SPF 50 (50ml) lasts about 6-8 weeks with proper daily application. Most customers reorder every 2-3 months.
Mineral filters — Zinc Oxide and Titanium Dioxide — are the only UV filters fully approved by the FDA as safe and effective. They physically block UV rays and don't degrade in sunlight. Chemical filters like avobenzone break down with exposure, requiring stabilisers and higher concentrations to compensate. Mineral is simpler, more stable, and fully compliant.
Yes, but you probably don't need to. If you have specific concerns (acne, hyperpigmentation), our products won't interfere with treatments. But for most men, these two products replace your entire bathroom shelf.
60-day money-back guarantee. If you don't see results or just don't like it, email us for a full refund. No questions, no hassle. We're that confident.
Never. All Obsidian Zero products are cruelty-free and vegan. We also use reef-safe ingredients — no oxybenzone or octinoxate.
Still have questions? Email us